There I was fishing in the pond when a 50ft. gator ate half my boat. Realizing what just happened, I jumped onto the gator and started punching his face. That's when he decided to roll over and take me underwater. That's when everything changed. There was a living city under water and it had real people! I started swimming towards the city and noticed that the gator was chasing me. So I turned around and punched him in the face then started high-tailing it towards the city. I found a gunshop and stole a pistol. The owner didn't care because he was blind and deaf!
I went back and looked for the gator. Found him, but forgot the ammo for the pistol and he was heading towards me. Thinking I was screwed, I saw a label on the gun that read "Point gun at target and say 'Pop-a-Cap!'" I thought to myself about this and said what the hell. I pointed the gun at the gator and started shouting "Pop-a-Cap" three times. This didn't work because by the time I figured that I would try what the label said, I was already inside the gator's belly. I died a few minutes after that.
Until then...
-Potter sold 6.9 million in first 24 hours. What the farkbot!?
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The Heretic Anthem
8...7...6...6...6...5...4...3...2...1...
I'm a pop star threat and I'm not dead yet
Got a super dred bet with an angel drug head
Like a dead beat winner, I want to be a sinner
An idolized bang for the industry killer
A hideous man that you don't understand
Throw a suicide party and I'm guaranteed to fucking snap
It's evilsonic, it's pornoholic
Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wanna be
If you're 555, then I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
If you're 555, I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
Everybody's so infatuated
Everybody's so completely sure of what we are
Everybody defamates from miles away
But face to face, they haven't got a thing to say
I bleed for this and I bleed for you
Still you look in my face like I'm somebody new
Toy - Nobody wants anything I've got
Which is fine, because you're made of
Everything I'm not
If you're 555, then I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
If you're 555, I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
Heretic!
Yeah!
30 seconds, 16, 8, 4, let me tell you why
I haven't the slightest, I'm teaching your brightest
They're listening, clamoring
All the money in the world can't buy me
Go ahead, lie to me
Tell me again how you're tortured
I wanna know how you followed your orders so well
You're full of shit
You had a dream, but this ain't it
If you're 555, I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
If you're 555, then I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
If you're 555, then I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
If you're 555, I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
If you're 555, then I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
Heretic!
Yeah!
Until then...
-I'm 666
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