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Why don't people understand that when you tell them you don't the know the answer and for them to write down what they want as an answer, they ask you if you think that's right? I mean it's YOUR FREAKING ANSWER! I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER! SO, JUST PUT WHAT YOU THINK THE ANSWER IS!!!!

This anger/sadness is coming from me helping my friend with his lab report for school. I told him that I didn't know the real answer to the problem and to have him write down what he feels the right answer is. What does he do? Asks me if that's what I think is the right answer. WHAT A F*****G D*****S! He then does this again for 2 more questions! WHY DON'T PEOPLE LISTEN!!!!!!!!



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-LISTEN!

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I need another spring break! Last week was a really bad week, especially since it was after spring break and this week is already starting to suck even though its Monday! Last week, I had a paper that was due today and I did the paper, but it didn't meet the requirements. Like the paper was suppose to be either 6 pages or 1500 words minimum. I had 4 pages and a total of 1,049 words. So as you can see, I was short by this much |---------------------------------------------------------------------------|.

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This week is going to suck because I have Trig homework that is due tomorrow and the teacher hasn't even taught what the section is. So I have to do some homework that I don't even know about, if not that, then the teacher hasn't even taught anything about it. Besides that I have a test on Wed., which isn't bad, but there are just stuff on the test that I won't be able to understand by test time. This totally sucks major testicles!

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I got the two DVDs I mentioned in my earlier post, but I didn't get them for $15 bucks. Best Buy had the Airplane DVD, but they didn't have Donnie Darko when I went so I had to get it at a different time. Both of them, bought separately was $9.99. Argh! On the plus side, I was able to buy the second CD released by a group named Eisley. They're a band from Texas that play music that is close to The Cranberries. I'm not saying that they're imitating The Cranberries, but the two groups have similar sounds in their music. So if you like The Cranberries then I suggest you give Eisley a shot.

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-By this much |-------------------------------------------------------------------|.

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I didn't turn in my polished draft for english! It was due today and I started on it last night, but after spring break got to me, I didn't feel like doing it. I was able to at least get a page done, which is good for me since the final paper is due next Monday (I think). I don't know why I didn't try to finish it. I had the chance, but I didn't take it. Weird!

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School's back and there's only about a month and a half left of it. It's going to suck, obviously, but I'll be glad when I'm done with this semester. Hopefully I'll pass all my classes with a B average or above. The above probably won't happen, but it's cool because I'm getting two DVDs for $15 and their new! Best Buy has a list of DVDs where if you buy two of them then it's only $15 bucks. I'm getting the Airplane DVD and the Donnie Darko DVD. Hopefully everyone has heard of Airplane. It's a comedy movie that's funny. Here's a link to a site that has a review of the movie and some sound clips: Click Me!.

The other DVD, Donnie Darko, is suppose to a good movie. I haven't seen it, but my friend told me that it's an awesome movie. I think I'll agree based on the fact that the main character in the movie hallucinates an image of a bunny. The bunny isn't a cute bunny, but a bunny. Here's a link to see what Donnie Darko is about Click Me!

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-Donnie Darko!

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Spring break is almost over and that means my paper is almost due! Well it's not the final paper, but a rough draft. And I still haven't done anything for the paper.

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I watched a video of The Tempest to see how Ariel was portrayed and "it" was portrayed as a male. The person wasn't wearing any clothing except for a thong. I say thong because the back isn't covered up like it would be with an underwear. He's also wearing a wig, I think; not sure if it really is a wig, but just saying because he has white curled hair for a person who looks to be about in his 20s. It also looks like he is covered in some kind of make-up because his body looks orange/brown. Maybe he was sprayed with something. That's as far as I got with the movie before falling in and out of sleep. So, I just stopped and will watch the rest of it today.

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-School is about to start!

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I hate my web server! I was using a web server to host my blog, but for some reason it f****d up and now I have to use blogspot. Stupid web server!

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It's SPRING BREAK, but I have a paper due so no break for me. I also have a two tests after the break so I'll also be studying for those two during spring break. This SUCKS!

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YOU'RE GOING TO LOST CONTROL OF YOUR TELEVISION! Okay, maybe not, but there's still a good chance accroding to this article titled Losing Control of Your TV. I suggest everyone to read it, especially people who like to record TV shows with their VCR.

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That is my reaction to the conclusion of Average Joe 2. If you didn't see what happened, Larissa, the girl, chose the "hunk" over the "joe." She then told the "hunk" a secret she had and that secret was...that she once dated Fabio. Hearing of this, the "hunk" gets all angry and leaves her. Which leads me back to my laughing expression because now she's lonely and she has no guy.

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I'm having a difficult time with my Composition II paper. I'm doing my paper on Ariel's gender. Ariel is the spirit from The Tempest. I don't know how to really approach the topic and I'm getting all confused . I'll find a way out of this confusion.

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There's a brand new GTA (Grand Theft Auto) coming out this October for the PlayStation2. Hopefully it'll be a good game like the last two were. I'm happy!

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I was reading an article in Maxim that's about a group called ELF. ELF stands for Earth Liberation Front and they're called "ecoterrorists." They're all about sabotaging big corporations for destroying the earth. They're like environmentalist or tree huggers, but farther down the scale. They will destroy set arsons or burn things to prove their point. The article mentioned that ELF went to a Hummer dealership and set a few Hummers on fire. This is funny because the next day, the owner of the dealership sold two hummers. Ha ha!

The thing I don't get about ELF is that they're willing to burn down the world just to prove their point. This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever! I mean, they're trying to save the Earth yet they're willing to set hummers on fire and release all the smoke and gases that come from it. I think this group deserves a WTF!? WTF means W(hat) T(he) F(**k)! I think they just need some loving.

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ELF deserves a WTF!?

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I ARE TEH WINNAR! Why? Because I was able to stump my english professor for a moment. Ha ha!

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It's been a crazy week. I had two tests today and I don't know if I did good on them. I have to start researching for my english project and come up with questions. I was suppose to blog about either Prospero, Miranda, or Ariel from the Tempest last week, but I didn't realize this until I checked my class website. I'm SLOW! So I guess that makes me a slow winnar.

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I don't know what to really do my english project on. It has to do something with 'The Tempest' but I don't know which one I want to do. My first choice is to see what is Ariel's sexuality. Like if Ariel is really a male or female. My second choice is to look at Prospero as a play writer. I like the Ariel topic better, but I don't think I would be able to support my thesis or find enough info on this topic. AARRGGHH!!

Until then...
-I ARE TEH SLOW WINNAR!

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I just found this and thought it was funny!



1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.

2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.

4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.

5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat).

6. Always avoid annoying alliteration.

7. Be more or less specific.

8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.

9. Also, too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.

10. No sentence fragments. No comma splices, run-ons are bad too.

11. Contractions aren't helpful and shouldn't be used.

12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.

13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.

14. One should never generalize.

15. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.

16. Don't use no double negatives.

17. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.

18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.

19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

20. The passive voice is to be ignored.

21. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.

22. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.

23. Kill all exclamation points!!!!

24. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.

25. Understatement is probably not the best way to propose earth shattering ideas.

26. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.

27. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

28. If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.

29. Puns are for children, not groan readers.

30. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

31. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.

32. Who needs rhetorical questions?

33. Exaggeration is a million times worse than understatement.

34. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.



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-Did you get it?

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I don't know what to do for my english paper. That sounded weird. Oh well, I have this english paper that has to be about the book 'The Tempest' by William Shakespeare (b*****d!). It isn't about the book, but about stuff in the book. I'm suppose to come up with topics, but I don't know of any good topics. My professor gave the class some ideas to choose from and I like one of them, but I don't know if I want to do that one. I was thinking of doing something that involves Ariel and whether the spirit is a guy or a girl. I read some people say Ariel is a guy because of the way Prospero refers to "it", but then I read some people say Ariel is a girl because...because...I forgot . It doesn't matter because if I do do that topic then I'll research it.

I'm also thinking about doing something on Caliban like how he can be a non-sensitive character, but then have a line or saying that changes how people look at him. My professor mentioned something about this which is what got me to think about doing this topic. I was also thinking of cross-referencing Caliban with other characters in Shakespeare's plays to see if there are any similarities and differences. But this would take too much work as I haven't read that many plays by Shakespeare. The only ones I've read are The Tempest, Romeo and Juliet, and that's it, I think. I was suppose to read Much Ado About Nothing my senior year of high school, but my teacher never had the time to assign it. So that's it.

Until then...
-Shakespeare (B*****D!).